MINT = FLOORTOUCH BALLWC 2026WE BALL$400 FLOOR FOREVERGM5,012 CARDSNGMI TBHPOWERED BY REAL BALL
THE BITTHE ARTTHE WAY OUTNO ROADMAP NO ROADMAP NO ROADMAP

⟢ chapter 0 ⟢ how this got here ⟢

LORE,
SUCH AS
IT IS.

no roadmap. no whitepaper. just three sections. read them in order or don't. the bit is the bit either way.

01

THE BIT

one sentence. own it forever.

every NFT collection wants to be a club. a roadmap, a vibe, a discord. the bit here is simpler: the card IS the player. not associated with the player. not licensed from the player. IS the player. plug it into the game; it's the character you control.

soccer heads has been a free flash game for fifteen years. we shipped a version where your on-chain NFT drives the physics. legendary L. MESSO actually runs faster than common L. MESSO. that's not flavor text. that's the contract.

if you're scrolling this looking for tokenomics, you're in the wrong section.

every NFT promises utility. this one is just a JPEG that also runs around a pitch shooting things.

—— the only honest line we'll write
02

THE ART

1,268 chibis. all hand-built. no diffusion model.

each chibi is procedural pixel art generated by python+PIL from a per-player parameter vector: build, hair style, beard, facial features, team kit pattern, kit colors, rarity halo. no AI image diffusion involved. deterministic. reproducible. signed.

we built ~16 hair styles, six skin tones, dozens of face/mouth/eye combos, kit pattern variations (Argentina vertical stripes, Croatia checkers approximated, solid for everyone else). then layered ~80 hand-picked player likenesses on top so the famous stars actually read as themselves.

real Lukaku is bald with a beard. our L. LUKAKO is bald with a beard. real Bellingham has short hair and no beard. our J. BELLINGHOM has short hair and no beard. it took longer than the rest of the project combined.

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03

THE WAY OUT

no roadmap. just a list of things that will probably happen.

  • nowmint goes live on polygon. $400/card. 5,012 ever. blind reveal 24h after sale closes.
  • day +1reveal hits. everyone screams in their group chat.
  • WC 2026we shitpost the entire group stage. each win drops a card into the team that won.
  • post-WC$CHROMOS launches on solana via pump.fun. only people who held cards through the tournament get the airdrop.
  • post-WC+1wager mode: stake $CHROMOS or your NFT, play a 1v1, winner takes pot. legally ambiguous; will be careful.
  • someday2v2, tournaments, a mobile app. when we feel like it.
  • neverutility marketing. dao. governance token. fractional. metaverse.

if any of this makes you nervous you weren't the target buyer.

—— the FAQ we couldn't fit on the landing

⟢ end of file ⟢

YOU READ TO THE END. RESPECT.

do the obvious thing.

▶ MINT OR STAY POOR
GMWE BALLTOUCH GRASS NEVERPOWERED BY REAL BALL